teapayne:

I googled “snakes wearing hats” and…

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rebelhooker:

urban dictionary is like the sexually experienced older sister I never had who I can ask what slang means without my parents knowing I asked

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modern music fan: sings the words
classic rock fan: sings the words, guitar solo, bass riff, and drum parts